I am writing about 100 letters a week, in the local language, as far as I can manage it, begging the city councils to stop the spread of microbreweries and craft beer shops and save the youth. But I think they gave up on them long ago!
the modern bugman hides himself behind his beard, as a fake signifier to suggest that he has returned to a holistic paleocentric reality. But this is a farce, merely to obscure the fact that he can't take risks. His main form of risk taking is fornicating with craft beers.